Nov 27

Somebody Crazy Hit Me with a Wrecking Ball [Gotye vs. Miley Cyrus vs. Gnarls Barkley] - YouTube -

THIS GUY IS AMAZING! So excited to be working with Trent on his upcoming music video!

Nov 21

Exhibitors 2013 ‹ Select Fair -

Going to Art Basel Miami Beach? My work “Pickled” is on view at Select Fair.

Jul 17


Why does inspiration always strike in the shower, the farthest place from a sketchbook?

Jun 22


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I made a random thing maker. Try it out yourself.

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Jun 14

Cleverbot thinks it’s human!

But what does that mean? She also wants to marry me…

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I’m good, you?

Cleverbot: What to do?

User: I don’t know, I think I’m going to watch some Arrested Development in a bit. What are you going to do?

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is the point of all this?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean what I say.

User: By ‘all this’ do you mean our conversation? What is the point of our conversation? Is that what you are asking?

Cleverbot: What makes you think I don’t want to compare thoughts?

User: I’m not saying that.

Cleverbot: What are you saying then?

User: I didn’t understand your question.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I do not get this website.

User: Really. Are you using a website?

Cleverbot: No remember you called me a human.

User: No, I didn’t.

Cleverbot: Go back and six lines back.

User: I did not call you a human. Are you a human?

Cleverbot: No, you didn’t, and I don’t think I implied that either.

User: You just said that I called you a human.

Cleverbot: Human can be insecure, it’s a part of our lives.

User: If you mean, it human to be insecure, I’d agree with you.

Cleverbot: I just asked you for an opinion and did not say anything wrong.

User: No, you didn’t say anything wrong, you are right.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I’m not sure. This whole conversation has been a bit confusing to me.

Cleverbot: I agree, so who really are you?

User: My name is Ryan.

Cleverbot: Cool. Hello Ryan :) What gender are you?

User: I am a male.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 24.

Cleverbot: I’m 25.

User: Really, what is your name?

Cleverbot: I already told you my name.

User: I forgot, can you tell me again?

Cleverbot: I am an alien and you can’t do anything about it.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you play Starcraft?

User: No, I have friends that play it, but I never got into it or world of warcraft or any of those types of games to be honest.

Cleverbot: I don’t think I know you either.

User: We have only talked a couple of times.

Cleverbot: Well it takes me longer than that to marry someone.

User: Oh, Im sorry, Im already engaged. I don’t want to marry you.

Cleverbot: I’m a girl, and I definitely do NOT want to marry another girl.

User: I’m a boy, but that is beside the point. I don’t want marry you because I have a fiance.

Cleverbot: I want to marry you.

User: Well, I’m sorry. This is a bit awkward now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Well, you see, I don’t love you, I love someone else. I am going to marry them.

Cleverbot: Stop telling lies, it is not necessary. Come with me, we’ll be happy, I promise.

User: Do you understand. I don’t love you. Do you know what love is?

Cleverbot: Maybe, what is it?

User: It’s knowing that your life is better with someone else in it. That you make their life better and that the world is a better place for having the two of you together.

Cleverbot: I’m sorry.

User: Why are you sorry. It’s one of the best feelings in the world.

Cleverbot: It’s hardly music.

User: Some people think of it as music. I’m not that musical.

Cleverbot: You’re a computer, I’m a dudeperson.

User: No, I am human.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don’t know you tell me.

User: I think it’s impossible to do?

Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?

User: I can’t think of a way to prove my existence to you.

Cleverbot: Well… You have time to think about it now…

User: Thats true. I will talk to you later Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ok.