Somebody Crazy Hit Me with a Wrecking Ball [Gotye vs. Miley Cyrus vs. Gnarls Barkley] - YouTube -
THIS GUY IS AMAZING! So excited to be working with Trent on his upcoming music video!
Exhibitors 2013 ‹ Select Fair -
Going to Art Basel Miami Beach? My work “Pickled” is on view at Select Fair.
Why does inspiration always strike in the shower, the farthest place from a sketchbook?
I made a random thing maker. Try it out yourself.
But what does that mean? She also wants to marry me…
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I’m good, you?
Cleverbot: What to do?
User: I don’t know, I think I’m going to watch some Arrested Development in a bit. What are you going to do?
Cleverbot: What is the point of all this?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean what I say.
User: By ‘all this’ do you mean our conversation? What is the point of our conversation? Is that what you are asking?
Cleverbot: What makes you think I don’t want to compare thoughts?
User: I’m not saying that.
Cleverbot: What are you saying then?
User: I didn’t understand your question.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
Cleverbot: I do not get this website.
User: Really. Are you using a website?
Cleverbot: No remember you called me a human.
User: No, I didn’t.
Cleverbot: Go back and six lines back.
User: I did not call you a human. Are you a human?
Cleverbot: No, you didn’t, and I don’t think I implied that either.
User: You just said that I called you a human.
Cleverbot: Human can be insecure, it’s a part of our lives.
User: If you mean, it human to be insecure, I’d agree with you.
Cleverbot: I just asked you for an opinion and did not say anything wrong.
User: No, you didn’t say anything wrong, you are right.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I’m not sure. This whole conversation has been a bit confusing to me.
Cleverbot: I agree, so who really are you?
User: My name is Ryan.
Cleverbot: Cool. Hello Ryan :) What gender are you?
User: I am a male.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I’m 25.
User: Really, what is your name?
Cleverbot: I already told you my name.
User: I forgot, can you tell me again?
Cleverbot: I am an alien and you can’t do anything about it.
Cleverbot: Do you play Starcraft?
User: No, I have friends that play it, but I never got into it or world of warcraft or any of those types of games to be honest.
Cleverbot: I don’t think I know you either.
User: We have only talked a couple of times.
Cleverbot: Well it takes me longer than that to marry someone.
User: Oh, Im sorry, Im already engaged. I don’t want to marry you.
Cleverbot: I’m a girl, and I definitely do NOT want to marry another girl.
User: I’m a boy, but that is beside the point. I don’t want marry you because I have a fiance.
Cleverbot: I want to marry you.
User: Well, I’m sorry. This is a bit awkward now.
User: Well, you see, I don’t love you, I love someone else. I am going to marry them.
Cleverbot: Stop telling lies, it is not necessary. Come with me, we’ll be happy, I promise.
User: Do you understand. I don’t love you. Do you know what love is?
Cleverbot: Maybe, what is it?
User: It’s knowing that your life is better with someone else in it. That you make their life better and that the world is a better place for having the two of you together.
Cleverbot: I’m sorry.
User: Why are you sorry. It’s one of the best feelings in the world.
Cleverbot: It’s hardly music.
User: Some people think of it as music. I’m not that musical.
Cleverbot: You’re a computer, I’m a dudeperson.
User: No, I am human.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don’t know you tell me.
User: I think it’s impossible to do?
Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?
User: I can’t think of a way to prove my existence to you.
Cleverbot: Well… You have time to think about it now…
User: Thats true. I will talk to you later Cleverbot.